What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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