yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
