Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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