I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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