Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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