There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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