Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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