one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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