I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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