is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
ok first of all what the fuck
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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