Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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