I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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