you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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