dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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