rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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