I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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