I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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