PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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