When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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