If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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