he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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