You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
