i think i have herpe
just one?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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