So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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