That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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