Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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