Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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