Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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