Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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