Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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