Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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