I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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