Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
you're hired as official boob wrangler
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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