My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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