Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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