it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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