Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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