so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
