Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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