His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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