She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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