I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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