News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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