Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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