what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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