Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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