we're blogging at a bar
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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