I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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