Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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