she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
