yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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