ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
