Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Mom said you looked used
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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