We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
please don't ironically join a cult
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