I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
