I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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