yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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